A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.
you know what I’d love to see on the big screen?
the car wash scene from TIF.
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD